Dear Friend,



Dear Friend,
I just thought you should know that those shoes you wore today are hideous. They are the color of dirty feet. Like a grey brown dirty. Why can't we spell gray with an "e" anymore. I really feel like part of the joy in life was taken away with that change.
Also the shoes with toes on them represent everything disgusting about footwear. One of my friends really hated what she called "toe cleavage," which is when your little digits have a crack showing on your shoes. This is of course different if the whole digit is revealed like with sandals. Can you get any more disgusting than the sweatiness of a running shoe with exposes toes? My husband claims they are good for running and I told him as soon as he was able to run fast enough to need performance shoes he was welcome to get them. I mean serious performance needs, like my friend who got sponsored by montrail.
also if your heels are cracking stop wearing open shoes- really you could get diseases and no one likes to see your open wounds, contrary to what some of my family members seem to think.
High heels, always a good choice.
xoxo
Janae

Carlie (August 14, 2010 at 9:03 PM)  

What...I'm wearing those shoes right now. I'm wearing them with my jelly shoes...isn't it amazing how much like feet they look like. LOL. You have an excellent shoe collection. And, I've heard that people reduce their injuries when they run "barefoot."

Jennifer (August 15, 2010 at 11:42 PM)  

Eeeeeewwwww! I saw those on some lady in Home Depot and have been traumatized ever since. They are just so absolutely disgusting!

Michael (August 26, 2010 at 10:15 PM)  

don't knock the Vibram Five-Fingers. They rock. I have a pair, and I love them.

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