Chores for Children
Mark has many baby chores. Most of them involve buttons.
1.Scream
2. Press all the buttons on the washing machine and turn the knob.
3. Turn off the computer.
4. Steal the computer mouse.
5. Take dad's computer mouse.
6. Empty the cabinet with no child lock.
7. Use the kid laptop.
8. Change the language of the laptop on the floor.
9. Throw things in the tub.
10. Turn on the computer.
11. Get the remotes and sit in my car using them.
12. Move a chair to get the remote off the table.
13. Also get the scissors on the table.
14. Climb up to see dad's sleep mask.
15. Take mom's pedometer. Throw it in the trash.
16. Throw my sippy cup in the trash.
17. Scream really loud.
18. laugh at how loud I can scream
19. Turn off the baby monitor in my room. Break a piece off.
20. Unlock the cell phone. Call people.
21. Pull out chair. Climb on chair. Change settings on the sewing machine.
22. Scream.
23. turn on the dishwasher. Or turn it off if mom forgot to turn on the child lock.
24. Play with the buttons on the area heater.
25. Empty the cabinets in the bathroom.
26. Take the toys out of the bin. put the toys back in the bin.
27. Sit in my car.
28. Play basketball.
29. Screech. then scream.
30. Play fetch with myself.
what are your chores?
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I think Mark and Vincent (not as a baby, but now) would get along very well. We'd never have to worry about which room they were in because they'd both be destroying everything and yelling. =) Actually, that's probably not a good idea. I don't think we can hang out anymore (for reals.)
I wonder if the yelling is just a boy thing. Maybe living so far away also makes it hard to hang out... blast.
So cute! Elijah doesn't screech, but he sure yells. Matt liked the picture of Mark dunking the basket. We are quite proud of ELijah when he dunks on his basket. Elijah spent about fifteen minute sitting on my lap banging around on the hotel phone (that i unplugged). He would put the phone to his ear, chatter, and then bang it down...he's got the makings of a great business man. LOL. Elijah's other task is entertaining the cat (i.e. grabbing the cat's feet and tail).
Haha. I can picture that cute little thing getting in all that trouble.
Little rascal.