Baby Mark

Let's face it- he is more popular than I am. He cuddles and just seems to rub love off on people. Since I am with him all day I captured a smile. It happens sometimes. Now I need to capture the grunt. He likes to talk a lot, I just don't know what he is saying. He sneezes and then says "ahuhmmm."
Here are some things about Mark.
1. Will not take a pacifier. We have tried several kinds. Except he bites on them sometimes. Is he old enough to be getting a tooth?
2. Has a cold. Again. If you want him to be really mad just suction out his nose.
3. Likes to be held. If he notices you put him down he wakes up and cries until you pick him up. and he never seems to stay mad long- he doesn't cry very loud and once you pick him up it ends VERY soon.
4. Makes cute cooing noises.
5. Likes to breastfeed. Will not take a bottle anymore.
6. Gets hyper when dad comes home.
7. Will wait without crying after you give him his medicine. Will wait for up to five minutes for the opportunity to spit out medicine.
8. Hates his car seat.
9. Calms down when he is swaddled.
10. Would rather stare at a light than your face.
11. Has lint traps for hands.
12. Eat too much when he is upset.
13. Needs his nails trimmed every two days.
14. Has gas.